Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B ,
You wanna make a dream reality.
Send 'em south,
If they're gonna drown, put a hose in their mouth.
Do not pass go, go straight to hell;
I smell that meat hook smell.
Anger ManagementWhen you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know..Anger Management by ~MasterOfPointillism
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Brian. Could I please speak with Mary?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Mary's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the las